This picture says it all. Percy Harvin, one of the many of Matt's hired hit men throwing up the #1 salute. I don't joke or exaggerate when I say that I have no idea who's gonna beat this team. This is as perfect as a team as you can get. Even without Hakeem Nicks, this team hasn't skipped a beat. It's just the perfect blend of players and probably the best I've seen Yahoo draft a team ever. Auto-drafting will definitely be a subject that will be addressed after the season, but for now Matt remains undefeated at 5-0 and on the flip side I lose a 4th straight game and am now 1-4. Yep, like I said same ol' same ol'. Here's the week 5 results.
Channel 4 News Team (3-2) 118
Poseidon Angry (1-4) 104.5
Yep, you guessed it, another loss. The "Let Down" game so to speak. This has just been one of the worst seasons I've ever had and it never ends as I basically have 1 foot in the grave and my playoff chances get slimmer and slimmer. Outside of Reggie Wayne's AMAZING (yet wasted unfortunately) 200 yard performance, none of my other guys did anything to stand out. Very disappointing performances by Ray Rice (barely 100 yards, no TD's) Jordy Nelson (29 yards receiving) and even Matt Ryan and Matt Forte, considering the matchups. Antonio Gates is a big piece of crap, and even though Jimmy Graham got hurt and only put up half a point, Gates did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to help me for a miracle win. Albert's dangerous receiving combo of Brandon Marshall and Demaryius Thomas was lethal both going over 20 points and Trent Richardson continues to show me why I'll never be hired as a fantasy expert anywhere. Brady was just a mediocre as Ryan, but it didn't matter as Albert's guys did enough to put me away and send me to a 1-4 9th place start. Panic time has set in and next win against Ryan is a must win for me, no bones about it. I lose, and it's 100% over. Albert will have no Jimmy Graham nor Brandon Marshall against Kenny next week (of course he won't) so that'll be a challenge.
Game MVP
Brandon Marshall (Channel 4 News Team) 12 receptions, 144 receiving yards, 1 receiving TD, 26 points
The Old Man Still Has It
Reggie Wayne (Poseidon Angry) 13 receptions, 212 yards, 1 TD, 33.5 points
I'm not Matthew Berry
Trent Richardson (Channel 4 News Team) 81 rushing yards, 1 rushing TD, 5 receptions, 47 receiving yards, 20.5 points
I Did Stuff Too!
Demaryius Thomas (Channel 4 News Team) 9 receptions 188 yards, 1 fumble loss, 20.5 points
Is Tight End A Position?
Antonio Gates (Poseidon Angry) 3 catches, 19 yards, 2.5 points
Jimmy Graham (Channel 4 News Team) 1 catch 4 yards .5 points
No Witty Tag Line, I Just Sucked
Jordy Nelson (Poseidon Angry)
Interesting Game Notes
5 Straight 100 Pt games for me
4 game losing streak for me
Albert won both Finals rematches against me and Drew
Breaking Bybee (2-3) 82.5
The Bad Robofies (3-2) 71.5
And then I see scores like this and it pisses me off because heaven forbid I play these type of teams. And of course my Dad goes from scoring 129 points against me to scoring nearly 60 points LESS this week. Typical low scoring Dad affair, that Kenny had to sweat out because his guys really didn't show up either. RGIII suffered a mild concussion in the 3rd quarter but really hadn't done much. James Jones was a nice plug in play and scored two TD's for Kenny, and Jamaal Charles had a nice game again (140 rushing yards), and McCoy found the end zone, but noone else did anything of note. For my dad, Cam Newton reverted back to "I'm not playing against Chris so I can suck again" mode, not even accounting for 1 TD. Wes Welker was basically it for Dad as Sproles didn't even come close to getting the 16 points he needed to pull off a victory. Remember when Murray sucked and still got the points he needed against me? (I'll stop) It doesn't get any easier for Dad as he plays Matt without Cam Newton and Darren Sproles. Another helping of Donald Brown. Lord have mercy. As for Kenny, not only is he back in the thick of things, but lo and behold he gets a break! A what? Yeah, I wouldn't know, but yes Kenny faces a Brandon Marshall-less and Jimmy Graham-Less Albert team. Jerome Simpson...yeah be afraid Kenny
Game MVP
James Jones (no shit, I'm serious) (Breaking Bybee) 4 receptions, 46 yards, 2 TD's, 18 points
I helped lil too
Jamaal Charles (Breaking Bybee) 140 rushing yards, 3 receptions, 21 yards, 18 points
Don't Piss Me Off Bill
Wes Welker (The Bad Robofies) 13 receptions, 104 yards, 1 TD, 22 points
Why Didn't You Play Like This Against Me Last Week Asshole
Cam Newton (The Bad Robofies) 141 passing yards, 42 rushing yards, 1 fumble lost, 7 points
This Saint Didn't Come Marching In
Darren Sproles (The Bad Robofies) 9 rushing yards, 5 receptions, 28 receiving yards, 4.5 points
Interesting Game Notes
2 Game Winning Streak for Kenny
Lowest Winning Score of the Game
Dad scored almost 60 points less than last week
Dr. Wily's Robots (5-0) 139.50
The Twin Killers (2-3) 102.50
Ho hum, what else can I say that hasn't been said. Matt's unstoppable, he's too loaded, he's not gonna lose bla bla bla. (insert ubertalented player here) was awesome. Same result different victim this week. Matt's never gonna have a super solid QB performance but he'll never need it. He puts up nearly 140 while starting Big Ben AND Dominik Hixon. A.J. Green and Percy Harvin did the heavy lefting with Arian Foster. Marshawn wasn't even that great but once again that Bears Defense was flat out awesome with yet another 20+ performance, this time 28 points. What are you gonna do? Leland got 4.5 points from his running back combo combined. That's what happens when you face San Francisco. Eli Manning, Julio Jones, and Victor Cruz were the only three of Leland's guys that bothered to show up. That of course won't be enough to stop the evil empire. Matt gets a laughable matchup against my dad (who loses Cam Newton and Darren Sproles to byes, Matt has NO BYES) so 6-0 here we come, while Leland gets to play Mayra with a new look team as he just recently acquired Matt Ryan and Jordy Nelson in a trade that sent Eli Manning Victor Cruz and Fred Davis to me.
Game MVP
Percy Harvin (Dr. Wily's Robots) 8 catches, 108 receiving yards, 8 rushing yards, 1 rushing TD, 1 receiving TD, 26 points
Eh he was alright
Arian Foster (Dr. Wily's Robots) 152 rushing yards, 1 rushing TD, 1 reception, 16 receiving yards, 22.5 points
Da Bears....AGAIN
Chicago Bears Defense (Dr. Wily's Robots) 3 points allowed, 3 sacks, 2 interceptions, 1 fumble recovery, 2 defensive TD's
We Tried....We Really did
Eli Manning (The Twin Killers) 259 passing yards, 3 passing TD's, 1 INT, 21 points
Victor Cruz (The Twin Killers) 5 catches, 50 yards, 3 TD's, 25.5 points
Julio Jones (The Twin Killers) 10 receptions, 94 yards, 1 TD, 20 points
Don't Even Try It
C.J. Spiller (The Twin Killers) 24 rushing yards 2 points (against 49ers0
Fred Jackson (The Twin Killers) 29 rushing yards, 1 reception 5 receiving yards, 2.5 poitns
Hey We Sucked Too!
Rob Gronkowski (The Twin Killers) 4 receptions, 35 yards, 5 points
Torrey Smith (The Twin Killers) 3 receptions, 38 yards, 4.5 points
Interesting Game Notes
Matt is still the only undefeated team in the league (5-0)
Hoosier Daddy (3-2) 139
Chardee MacDennis (1-4) 54.5
Remember when Ryan was on the opposite end of this beatdown of epic proportions?? Man, this was a brutal. Drew's lineup was one of the most god awful lineups put up this season. Ryan Williams, Danny Amendola, Brian Hartline, and ALL were better than Mike Wallace who was shittier than shit. So was Joe Flacco. Remember all that Joe Flacco elite fantasy quarterback talk? Yeah, lucky Drew still has Matt Stafford. Adrian Peterson continues to churn out modest numbers but just can't find the end zone. I think he's still pissed Drew used Toby Gerhart over him in week 1. This was just all around bad and in a PPR league to only score 54.5 points...man. Drew needs a win (and a hug) next week bad. Ryan has sneakily put up a 3-2 record and with a mediocre running back core that's been overperforming big time. How about Ahmad Bradshaw with 200 yards rushing?? He would've had 30 if he hadn't fumbled. We talked about the smart play of the St. Louis Defense, and Fitzgerald nice game. That Peyton Manning risk is paying off big time so far. He threw for another 340 yards and 3 scores. Ryan has an under the radar team that is capable of beating anyone in the league. I'll find out if I can handle it next week, while Drew gets a gift of playing Mike without MJD or Steve Smith.
Game MVP
Ahmad Bradshaw (Hoosier Daddy) 200 rushing yards, 1 rushing TD, 4 receptions, 29 receiving yards, 1 fumble lost, 28 points
Safe to Say He's Back
Peyton Manning (Hoosier Daddy) 345 passing yards, 3 passing TD's, 1 fumble lost, 23 points
They ALL Sucked Balls
Chardee MacDennis-54.5 points, only 1 position with 10 points, lost by 84.5
Bigger Balls (3-2) 144
Richard Head (2-3) 95
I think it's safe to say that Mayra has become a legit player in this league. She's come to closest to toppling Matt, and here she is with yet another dominating performance, putting up 144 points in a slaughter of Mike Posey. Frank Gore must have a deal with the devil, or he just loves proving that I'm a dumbass. Either way he had yet another solid game with over 100 yards and a score. I told Mayra if she could survive Ryan Mathews injury, she'd be in pretty good shape and she did and now gets to reap the benefits. Mathews looked real sharp in Sunday Night's game. If he stays healthy, he's gonna look like a steal in the 2nd round. He finished with nearly 140 combined yards and a score. The Drew Brees-Marques Colston combo is ridiculous. This pair is ON FIRE the past two weeks. Colston put up a league season high 35.5 points off 3 TD's, and Brees put 4 TD's and 29 points. I'd be a little worried about Andre Johnson, another quiet game, but other than that Mayra's on a roll. Now she'll lose Brees and Colston this next week, but in the long term, this is a team I'm definitely worried about playing. For Mike, it's just a complete mess still at the RB position. If MJD is gonna suck like he did this week, Mike's gonna be in trouble, because it's hard to trust Steven Jackson or Michael Bush especially now that Matt Forte is back in the fold. Aaron Rodgers and Tony Gonzalez, who continues to defy odds, did their parts, but there are too many inconsistent parts on this team and Steve Smith continues to suck as well. Next week will be even harder for Mike as he loses both Smith and MJD and he'll play Drew who's desperate for a win. Mayra takes on Twin Killers, and we'll see if she has the depth to win without Brees or Colston.
Game Co-MVP's
Drew Brees (Bigger Balls) 370 passing yards, 4 passing TD's, 1 INT, 29 points
Marques Colston (Bigger Balls) 9 receptions, 131 yards, 3 TD's, 35.5 points (League High)
He Ain't no Scrub
Ryan Mathews (Bigger Balls) 80 rushing yards, 1 rushing TD, 6 receptions, 59 yards, 22 points
More Gore Please
Frank Gore (Bigger Balls) 106 yards, 1 TD, 16 points
Who Needs You?
Andre Johnson (Bigger Balls) 1 reception, 15 yards, 1.5 points
These Guys Need Some Help!
Aaron Rodgers (Richard Head) 243 passing yards, 3 passing TD's, 57 rushing yards, 29 points
Tony Gonzalez (Richard Head) 13 receptions, 123 receiving yards, 1 TD, 24.5 points
Where's The Production?
Maurice Jones-Drew (Richard Head) 56 rushing yards, 1 reception, 3 receiving yards, 5.5 points
Michael Bush (Richard Head) 26 rushing yards, 2 receptions 26 receiving yards, 5 points
Steve Smith (Richard Head) 4 receptions, 40 yards, 6 points
I helped lil too
Jamaal Charles (Breaking Bybee) 140 rushing yards, 3 receptions, 21 yards, 18 points
Don't Piss Me Off Bill
Wes Welker (The Bad Robofies) 13 receptions, 104 yards, 1 TD, 22 points
Why Didn't You Play Like This Against Me Last Week Asshole
Cam Newton (The Bad Robofies) 141 passing yards, 42 rushing yards, 1 fumble lost, 7 points
This Saint Didn't Come Marching In
Darren Sproles (The Bad Robofies) 9 rushing yards, 5 receptions, 28 receiving yards, 4.5 points
Interesting Game Notes
2 Game Winning Streak for Kenny
Lowest Winning Score of the Game
Dad scored almost 60 points less than last week
Dr. Wily's Robots (5-0) 139.50
The Twin Killers (2-3) 102.50
Ho hum, what else can I say that hasn't been said. Matt's unstoppable, he's too loaded, he's not gonna lose bla bla bla. (insert ubertalented player here) was awesome. Same result different victim this week. Matt's never gonna have a super solid QB performance but he'll never need it. He puts up nearly 140 while starting Big Ben AND Dominik Hixon. A.J. Green and Percy Harvin did the heavy lefting with Arian Foster. Marshawn wasn't even that great but once again that Bears Defense was flat out awesome with yet another 20+ performance, this time 28 points. What are you gonna do? Leland got 4.5 points from his running back combo combined. That's what happens when you face San Francisco. Eli Manning, Julio Jones, and Victor Cruz were the only three of Leland's guys that bothered to show up. That of course won't be enough to stop the evil empire. Matt gets a laughable matchup against my dad (who loses Cam Newton and Darren Sproles to byes, Matt has NO BYES) so 6-0 here we come, while Leland gets to play Mayra with a new look team as he just recently acquired Matt Ryan and Jordy Nelson in a trade that sent Eli Manning Victor Cruz and Fred Davis to me.
Game MVP
Percy Harvin (Dr. Wily's Robots) 8 catches, 108 receiving yards, 8 rushing yards, 1 rushing TD, 1 receiving TD, 26 points
Eh he was alright
Arian Foster (Dr. Wily's Robots) 152 rushing yards, 1 rushing TD, 1 reception, 16 receiving yards, 22.5 points
Da Bears....AGAIN
Chicago Bears Defense (Dr. Wily's Robots) 3 points allowed, 3 sacks, 2 interceptions, 1 fumble recovery, 2 defensive TD's
We Tried....We Really did
Eli Manning (The Twin Killers) 259 passing yards, 3 passing TD's, 1 INT, 21 points
Victor Cruz (The Twin Killers) 5 catches, 50 yards, 3 TD's, 25.5 points
Julio Jones (The Twin Killers) 10 receptions, 94 yards, 1 TD, 20 points
Don't Even Try It
C.J. Spiller (The Twin Killers) 24 rushing yards 2 points (against 49ers0
Fred Jackson (The Twin Killers) 29 rushing yards, 1 reception 5 receiving yards, 2.5 poitns
Hey We Sucked Too!
Rob Gronkowski (The Twin Killers) 4 receptions, 35 yards, 5 points
Torrey Smith (The Twin Killers) 3 receptions, 38 yards, 4.5 points
Interesting Game Notes
Matt is still the only undefeated team in the league (5-0)
Hoosier Daddy (3-2) 139
Chardee MacDennis (1-4) 54.5
Remember when Ryan was on the opposite end of this beatdown of epic proportions?? Man, this was a brutal. Drew's lineup was one of the most god awful lineups put up this season. Ryan Williams, Danny Amendola, Brian Hartline, and ALL were better than Mike Wallace who was shittier than shit. So was Joe Flacco. Remember all that Joe Flacco elite fantasy quarterback talk? Yeah, lucky Drew still has Matt Stafford. Adrian Peterson continues to churn out modest numbers but just can't find the end zone. I think he's still pissed Drew used Toby Gerhart over him in week 1. This was just all around bad and in a PPR league to only score 54.5 points...man. Drew needs a win (and a hug) next week bad. Ryan has sneakily put up a 3-2 record and with a mediocre running back core that's been overperforming big time. How about Ahmad Bradshaw with 200 yards rushing?? He would've had 30 if he hadn't fumbled. We talked about the smart play of the St. Louis Defense, and Fitzgerald nice game. That Peyton Manning risk is paying off big time so far. He threw for another 340 yards and 3 scores. Ryan has an under the radar team that is capable of beating anyone in the league. I'll find out if I can handle it next week, while Drew gets a gift of playing Mike without MJD or Steve Smith.
Game MVP
Ahmad Bradshaw (Hoosier Daddy) 200 rushing yards, 1 rushing TD, 4 receptions, 29 receiving yards, 1 fumble lost, 28 points
Safe to Say He's Back
Peyton Manning (Hoosier Daddy) 345 passing yards, 3 passing TD's, 1 fumble lost, 23 points
They ALL Sucked Balls
Chardee MacDennis-54.5 points, only 1 position with 10 points, lost by 84.5
Bigger Balls (3-2) 144
Richard Head (2-3) 95
I think it's safe to say that Mayra has become a legit player in this league. She's come to closest to toppling Matt, and here she is with yet another dominating performance, putting up 144 points in a slaughter of Mike Posey. Frank Gore must have a deal with the devil, or he just loves proving that I'm a dumbass. Either way he had yet another solid game with over 100 yards and a score. I told Mayra if she could survive Ryan Mathews injury, she'd be in pretty good shape and she did and now gets to reap the benefits. Mathews looked real sharp in Sunday Night's game. If he stays healthy, he's gonna look like a steal in the 2nd round. He finished with nearly 140 combined yards and a score. The Drew Brees-Marques Colston combo is ridiculous. This pair is ON FIRE the past two weeks. Colston put up a league season high 35.5 points off 3 TD's, and Brees put 4 TD's and 29 points. I'd be a little worried about Andre Johnson, another quiet game, but other than that Mayra's on a roll. Now she'll lose Brees and Colston this next week, but in the long term, this is a team I'm definitely worried about playing. For Mike, it's just a complete mess still at the RB position. If MJD is gonna suck like he did this week, Mike's gonna be in trouble, because it's hard to trust Steven Jackson or Michael Bush especially now that Matt Forte is back in the fold. Aaron Rodgers and Tony Gonzalez, who continues to defy odds, did their parts, but there are too many inconsistent parts on this team and Steve Smith continues to suck as well. Next week will be even harder for Mike as he loses both Smith and MJD and he'll play Drew who's desperate for a win. Mayra takes on Twin Killers, and we'll see if she has the depth to win without Brees or Colston.
Game Co-MVP's
Drew Brees (Bigger Balls) 370 passing yards, 4 passing TD's, 1 INT, 29 points
Marques Colston (Bigger Balls) 9 receptions, 131 yards, 3 TD's, 35.5 points (League High)
He Ain't no Scrub
Ryan Mathews (Bigger Balls) 80 rushing yards, 1 rushing TD, 6 receptions, 59 yards, 22 points
More Gore Please
Frank Gore (Bigger Balls) 106 yards, 1 TD, 16 points
Who Needs You?
Andre Johnson (Bigger Balls) 1 reception, 15 yards, 1.5 points
These Guys Need Some Help!
Aaron Rodgers (Richard Head) 243 passing yards, 3 passing TD's, 57 rushing yards, 29 points
Tony Gonzalez (Richard Head) 13 receptions, 123 receiving yards, 1 TD, 24.5 points
Where's The Production?
Maurice Jones-Drew (Richard Head) 56 rushing yards, 1 reception, 3 receiving yards, 5.5 points
Michael Bush (Richard Head) 26 rushing yards, 2 receptions 26 receiving yards, 5 points
Steve Smith (Richard Head) 4 receptions, 40 yards, 6 points
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