Not Even Lying (3-2) 94
Tebow4President (1-4) 76
Kenny just keeps on rollin. He's easily won 3 in a row after a 0-2 start and there's no telling when his streak is going to stop. It was actually a good thing Doug Martin had a bye believe it or not. It allowed Kenny to play Knowshon Moreno who ended up leading his entire team in scoring with 22 points. Kenny got a pretty balanced effort from his team this week, as really only Kenbrell Thompkins and Ryan Broyles were inefficient. Brees had an "average" game (just 19 points, how disappointing, ha) and TD's from Chris Johnson and Charles Clay helped seal the deal. Leland....well..the freefall continues. Sometimes fantasy football can be so cruel. Leland doesn't play underachieving C.J. Spiller and T.Y. Hilton and almost like they were insulted they both play well (especially Hilton who went OFF with 2 TD's and 140 yards). It's been that kind of season. 76 is actually Leland's 2nd highest scoring game all season. That's how bad it's been. Stafford suffered without the services of Calvin Johnson and Lamar Miller...SUCKS. Danny Woodhead and James Jones were good, but can they be week to week studs? Pretty hard to do. Kenny gets yet another favorable matchup with another 1 win team in Matt, while maybe Leland can stop the bleeding against my dad next week.
Game MVP
Knowshon Moreno (Not Even Lying)
93 rushing yards, 1 rushing TD, 5 receptions, 57 receiving yards, 22.5 points
The Bad Robofies (3-2) 107
Danny's Little Giants (3-2) 102
It's games like this that I hate having to write up a summary. What a punch in the motherfucking nuts. My luck....it's legendary. Especially on Monday Nights. In fact last year, Dad beat me by 3.5 points because of DeMarco Murray on Monday Night. And it happened again. Jacquizz Rodgers of ALL PEOPLE scores 2 TD's and I lose by 5 fucking points. Makes me fucking sick. After surviving 3 damn people last night (Kaepernick, Boldin, Andre Johnson all sucked) I was up 14 points going into tonight thinking I was in pretty good shape. Stupid move. I should have known BETTER. BRYCE BROWN. So yes predictably Rodgers gets stuffed at the 1 at half. Awesome...until the 2nd half. He scores two TD's and boom game. I lose by 5. A special fuck you to Cam Newton who was the biggest piece of shit with 4 turnovers. Asshole. Also naturally, I lose a running back during a game to injury as David Wilson scored a TD, got hurt and that was that. Desean Jackson and McCoy were good and as a swan song Julius Thomas had a damn good game with 2 TD's and 122 yards. All for nothing. For Dad, Rueben fucking Randle who has sucked cock basically for 3 games, naturally went off against me with 2 TD's. Yes, I lost because Rueben FUCKING RANDLE and JACQUIZZ FUCKING RODGERS scored 4 TD's COMBINED. What a fucking mean joke. Oh and Ray Rice is back...he added two TD's too. Whoopty fuck. The losing streak for me will extend next week when Albert destroys me and I'll go to 3-3, while Dad will probably score 69 points and still somehow beat Leland.
Game MVP
Jacquizz Rodgers (The Bad Robofies)
43 Rushing Yards, 2 Rushing TD's, 4 receptions, 15 receiving yards, 19 points (needed 14.5 to win)
Passion ofthe Puente (4-1) 133.5
Dr. Light's Robots (1-4) 77.5
Mike just keeps rolling and this was another route. Most points this week by a large margin and Matt's team just continues to struggle. Matt lost Vick to injury and Vick was actually playing pretty good. That's always the risk though with him. Jamaal Charles continues to carry the load, but MJD is so bad. He's just not RB #2 materials right now, but really there's nobody else Matt can throw out there. Matt's entire team scored 1 TD which was Charles. As for Mike, Tony Romo was OUTSTANDING. Real life, yep he threw a costly turnover that cost the Cowboys a W, but you probably won if you had Romo on your squad. Over 500 passing yards and 5 TD's. Pierre Thomas was also big time scoring twice while Brandon Marshall and Wes Welker added TD's to Josh Gordon's. Tony Gonzalez and Arian Foster also had solid yardage games. There's just so much talent on this team. Kenny, Mike, Mayra, and Mark are probably the top favorites to win it all as of right now (I'd put myself on that list, but I would probably just die from my own hysterical laughing). Mike gets another prime matchup as he takes a struggling but newly revamped Ryan team, while Matt needs to get off this snide but it's not gonna be easy....he gets Kenny's team next.
Game MVP
Tony Romo (Passion ofthe Puente)
506 Passing Yards, 5 Passing TD's, 1 Interception, 40.5 points (2nd highest score this season)
Channel 4 News Team (2-3) 114
I'm A Paul Heyman Guy (2-3) 89
Peyton Manning saves the day again. 400+ Passing yards, 4 Passing TD's and a rushing TD to boot. Manning put up 36.5 points to help Albert beat Drew pretty easily. A.J. Green continues to struggle as he didn't do much, but McGahee provided some relief with a TD, and Frank Gore scored a TD too. Even Jeremy Kerley got into the action with a TD of his own. For Drew, it was nice to see Hakeem Nicks have a nice game with 140+ receiving yards. Drew was without the services of Adrian Peterson this week who was on bye. Rashard Jennings got hurt and didn't much of note anyway. Reggie Bush was disappointing but that's what happens when Megatron is ruled out and defenses focus on you. Terrence Williams was an excellent spot start with 25 points. Terrelle Pryor was a good spot start as well with 19 points. Good effort, but just not enough fire power to beat out Albert. Albert takes on me (LMAO) next to try to get to .500 while Drew will try to do the same against Eugene.
Game MVP
Peyton Manning (Channel 4 News Team)
414 Passing Yards, 4 Passing TD's, 1 INT, -8 rushing yards, 1 Rushing TD, 36.5 points
Bigger Balls (3-2) 97.5
Springville-Warrior (2-3) 91
Well there's losing like me when unexpected guys go off on you and then there's losing because you shoot yourself in the foot by starting the wrong guy. The latter happened to Eugene. For some reason, Eugene benched Russell Wilson in favor of Matt Schaub. It has to be the worst decision made so far this season. Now I understand that Wilson hasn't been an ideal fantasy QB for the most part, but a couple of things make this a head scratcher. Matt Schaub has been WORSE than Russell Wilson and the matchups favored Russell Wilson. Schaub, who's been in a deep slump, was facing a very stingy 49ers defense, while Russell Wilson took on a good but not great Colts D. The outcome? Matt Schaub was pathetic, finishing with 1.5 points while Russell Wilson had 22.5. Eugene lost by only 6.5 points. A very costly decision compounded with today's news that Julio Jones looks to be lost for the season. A electrifying Alshon Jeffrey performance (10 catches, 218 yards and a TD) was wasted away, along with decent performances from Julio Jones, and Eric Decker. Trent Richardson has been very bla and this week was no different. For Mayra, she's lucky she survived a surprise Calvin Johnson inactive. Luckily she was already was sitting on a Fred Jackson 23 point performance. Dez Bryant was a BEAST yet again. She didn't need Calvin this week. Bryant finished with 141 yards and 2 more TD's. Vernon Davis got a late score to salvage his game, but Aaron Rodgers was very average with just 1 TD pass and under 300 yards scoring. Again, none of the matters, cause she got the W. Eugene has a difficult task next week as he takes on Drew, while Mayra will try to do what no one has been able to do...beat Mark next week.
Game MVP
Dez Bryant (Bigger Balls)
6 receptions, 141 receiving yards, 2 receiving TD's, 1 fumble lost, 27 points
Shock The Monkey (5-0) 101
Hoosier Daddy (1-4) 50
Yeah all that upset talk was bullshit. Wow...50 points. New season low, so Leland can thank Ryan for removing him from that accolade. Marshawn Lynch and Torrey Smith combined for 25 which means that 6 others combined for the rest of the 50. That's unbelievable. Ryan's hurting big time and he made a trade to get some depth on this squad. Don't know if it's too little late, but he HAD to do something. Mark had this wrapped up before the 3:00 AFTERNOON GAMES, that's how bad it was. Mark's "average looking team on paper" continues to produce. Justin Blackmon has a crappy QB, hasn't played all year due to suspension, and comes up with 21.5 points. Jason Witten added 21 of his own with 121 and a score, and despite a mediocre Victor Cruz game and a semi average Forte game, Mark wins by 51. There's IS actually a little bad news for Mark in relation to the Julio Jones story. If he's done, and with Roddy White hobbling, Matt Ryan could take a drastic hit fantasy wise. Mark puts his streak up against Mayra in what should be the showcase game of the week. It doesn't get any easier for Ryan as he has to face Mike in week 6.
Game MVP
Justin Blackmon (Shock The Monkey)
5 receptions, 136 receiving yards, 1 receiving TD, 21.5 points
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