Hoosier Daddy (2-5) 109
Arturo's Beans (2-5) 92
Yes..in the battle of teams that quit..my team still manages to get blown out. Fun Fact I've been decimated by Joe Flacco and Ryan Tannehill the past two weeks. Fun Fact, Pierre Garcon, Roddy White, and Darren McFadden are chronic underachievers this season, yet they all managed to have great games (including Garcon catching the bullshittiest of all bullshit 70 yard TD catches from COLT FUCKING MCCOY). Fun Fact..Eddie Lacy sucks..unless he plays me..then he's the 1st round talent everyone wanted before the season started. Fun Fact, Dwayne Bowe sucks..but still manages to look like JERRY RICE COMPARED TO KEENAN FUCKING ALLEN WHO IS AN EMBARRASSMENT. Off tangent..WHAT DOES KEENAN ALLEN FUCKING DO ON THE FIELD??! WHAT? WHAT IS HE DOING WHILE PHILIP RIVERS HAS THE BALL??? DOES HE EVEN FUCKING TRY? DOES HE SIT THERE?! DOES HE STAND THERE? DOES HE SIT INDIAN STYLE AND WAIT FOR THE PLAY TO END? IS HE ON TWITTER READING THE TWEETS THAT WISH FOR HIS SEASON TO END VIA AN ACL TEAR? WHAT....THE.....FUCK...DOES...KEENAN ALLEN....MOTHERFUCKING.....DO..WHILE...HE'S...ON...THE DAMN FIELD? CAUSE HE SURE AS SHIT IS NOT CATCHING PASSES. He's such an irrelevant fuck...and I swear Rotoworld trolls me by telling me to LOOK FOR HIM TO BOUNCE BACK NEXT WEEK. Cause anytime ANY player has a bad game ROTOWORLD TELLS YOU TO LOOK FOR THEM TO BOUNCE BACK. I'M LOOKING ASSHOLES...HE COULD BE IN A FUCKING BOUNCY CASTLE AND HE STILL WON'T BOUNCE BACK. THE FUCK OUTTA HERE..KEENAN ALLEN..FUCK YOU. Anyway...sorry..back to Fun Facts. Fun Fact, Ben Tate SUCKS like I KNEW HE WOULD against a god awful Jacksonville Defense. Fun Fact..The Packers did way too much damage early to hinder Aaron Rodgers' production which is why RYAN TANNEHILL matched him. Fun Fact..Joique Bell had the worst 12 points I've ever seen.he's so shit..it's a pain even watching that fucker get points. Fun Fact...Michael Floyd was promptly ignored after scoring a TD in the 1st half. Fun Fact, Owen Daniels was actually a SMART FLEX..but when you lose it doesn't matter. Fun Fact..Torrey Smith is a sick fuck who scored a TD just to get my hopes up. Fun Fact..that's 5 losses in a row..Not so fun fact..Mayra's NEXT. Ryan gets Leland next..and what's that I hear?? Crickets?
Game MVP
Ryan Tannehill (LOL, no seriously he is) (Hoosier Daddy)
277 Passing Yards, 2 Passing TD's, 48 rushing yards (yes that's 12 more than Ben Tate), 23 points
Woe Is Me (3-4) 70.5
The Bad Robofies (4-3) 65
This is a BADDDDDD LOSS for Dad. It's one of those rare times where the low scoring came to bite Dad in the ass. After Thursday it looked like Dad was on his way to an easy 5th win and Kenny was even ready to concede the season by trading away Calvin Johnson for a draft pick. Then Sunday happened....Gio..sucked, Sanu...sucked, Jimmy Graham..played and got a zero...Kendall Wright..surprisingly good and led Dad's team in scoring, Brandon Marshall..yep sucked and so on. Just a week where nothing went right. Although he regrets it now, Tom Brady over Russell Wilson was the right play and Brady was great..it's just Russell Wilson was better. I told you this QB situation was going to drive Dad nuts, and here it cost him the win. At least Heath Miller really didn't do enough to make starting Jimmy Graham look real bad. For Kenny..it was just Demaryius basically. Once again, he carried his team to the tune of 33 points. It's kind of a weird win for Kenny. When you look at it, he's technically back in the mix and a win against Mark next week (which is a definite possibility, in fact Kenny should be the favorite) puts him at .500, but there's no way he can keep it up with that roster. At least it's small hope. For Dad, next week's matchup versus Albert becomes a must win. Another loss and he falls in danger of falling into the middle of the pack.
Dr. Light's Robots (4-3) 118
Next!!!! (2-5) 54.5
Leland had to put out a pretty bad team considering the bye weeks he had and it shows as he barely put up 54.5 points and Matt won this matchup pretty easily. Matt was surprisingly led in scoring by rookie Sammy Watkins who put up 122 receiving yards and 2 TD's for 28.5 points. Jordy Nelson continued his great season with 80 and a score, while Jamaal Charles did his thing with 107 total yards and a TD. It was a balanced effort from the rest of the team. Matt's got a more than solid team, and is in excellent shape going in to Week 8 4-3. Matt's got a tough matchup with Eugene next week, while Leland takes on Ryan.
Channel 4 News Team (6-1) 102.5
Rocket Man (4-3) 76
Albert's dominance continues as his only loss is against Mayra as he takes care of a potential threat in Eugene with ease. Despite no A.J. Green and losing Fred Jackson to an in game groin injury, Albert's Denver combo of Peyton Manning and Ronnie Hillman led the way with 51 points. Alshon Jeffrey was surpisingly disappointing as he only had 2 receptions and didn't have 10 yards. Luckily his other new addition, Greg Olsen had over 100 receiving yards, and Arian Foster capped the night with 102 rushing yards and a TD. For Eugene, the week started out bad enough with the benching of Shane Vereen, though Lamar Miller put up a nice game (over 80 total yards and a score). What did Eugene in, was the benching of Kirk Cousins (leaving him with only 1.5 points at the QB position), and disappointing games by Julio Jones and Jordan Cameron (8 points combined). Randall Cobb was great yet again with 121 and a score, and DeMarco Murray continues to be the best back in football with 128 as a score, but it wasn't enough to oust Albert. Eugene will look to bounce back against Matt (Rotoworld staple!) in what should be an interesting battle there, while Albert takes on my Dad.
Bigger Balls (7-0) 149.5
Winter Is Here (3-4) 77.5
"I Tried". That and the shaking of his head are all Alex could say and do after a 72 point beatdown at the hands of Mayra. It's the same feeling 6 others have felt. This is what happens when it just all clicks. Put it in perspective, Mayra beat Dad and Kenny COMBINED. Her worst scoring player? Mike Wallace with a TD and 12.5 points. 6 players scored 17.5 or more, 5 of those 19 or more. Dez 151 yards, Luck 344 passing yards and two scores, Antonio Brown 90 and a TD PASS, Bell 145 total yards and a score, Forte 109 total yards, two scores, Gates 61 and a score, Ahmad Bradshaw 88 and two scores. JUST UNBELIEVABLE. And for those who are still mad about the Forte trade (which admittedly now looks AWFUL outside of the pick for Mark, as Sproles and Pierre Thomas are both hurt) She could've gotten zeroes from Forte and Mike Wallace and STILL won by 34.5. Her team was the best BEFORE the trade..it's just EVEN better now. To beat Mayra, EVERY SINGLE PLAYER IN YOUR LINEUP MUST NOT ONLY MEET EXPECTATIONS, BUT 2 OR 3 MUST EXCEED EXPECTATIONS WILDLY. There's no way around it. Even one bad play, and you can forget it. This was done Thursday night. 5 of Alex's guys scored under 10 points. That's not going to cut it. Drew Brees led the way, and though he's always good for a consistent 20 points (20.5 this week) Alex is still waiting for that blow away Brees performance. T.Y. Hilton had a nice yardage game with 107 and Wes Welker scored but that was about it. Mayra will tie Dad's 8 game winning streak when she beats the stuffing out of me next while Alex needs to get back on track and get a win over Drew.
JTG's Warehouse (4-3) 88
Shock The Monkey (1-6) 62
Drew got his revenge he needed after the frustrating loss to Mayra by beating Mark handily. Not much to say on Mark's side when Dwayne Allen leads your team in scoring. Drew's got a team of opportunists as a lot of his players are benefiting from injuries to other players. Golden Tate has been the guy since Calvin got hurt and he had 154 yards and a TD. Honestly it was kind of a disappointing week for Drew as Julius Thomas, Jay Cutler, Julian Edelman, Brandon Oliver, and Andre Williams all scored under double digits. Drew can thank the schedule gods he was playing Mark this week. Kelvin Benjamin added another TD for Drew, while Andre Ellington put up 160 total yards. It'll be interested to see what happens to Drew's team when Rashard Jennings, Ryan Mathews, and Calvin Johnson all come back from injuries and they will significantly impact Drew's players he uses. Drew's got a tough matchup against Alex next week, while Kenny gets the next opportunity to get a free win off Mark.
Game MVP
Demaryius Thomas (Woe Is Me)
8 receptions, 171 receiving yards, 2 receiving TD's, 33 points
Dr. Light's Robots (4-3) 118
Next!!!! (2-5) 54.5
Leland had to put out a pretty bad team considering the bye weeks he had and it shows as he barely put up 54.5 points and Matt won this matchup pretty easily. Matt was surprisingly led in scoring by rookie Sammy Watkins who put up 122 receiving yards and 2 TD's for 28.5 points. Jordy Nelson continued his great season with 80 and a score, while Jamaal Charles did his thing with 107 total yards and a TD. It was a balanced effort from the rest of the team. Matt's got a more than solid team, and is in excellent shape going in to Week 8 4-3. Matt's got a tough matchup with Eugene next week, while Leland takes on Ryan.
Game MVP
Sammy Watkins (Dr. Light's Robots)
9 Receptions, 122 receiving yards, 2 Receiving TD's, 28.5 Points
Channel 4 News Team (6-1) 102.5
Rocket Man (4-3) 76
Albert's dominance continues as his only loss is against Mayra as he takes care of a potential threat in Eugene with ease. Despite no A.J. Green and losing Fred Jackson to an in game groin injury, Albert's Denver combo of Peyton Manning and Ronnie Hillman led the way with 51 points. Alshon Jeffrey was surpisingly disappointing as he only had 2 receptions and didn't have 10 yards. Luckily his other new addition, Greg Olsen had over 100 receiving yards, and Arian Foster capped the night with 102 rushing yards and a TD. For Eugene, the week started out bad enough with the benching of Shane Vereen, though Lamar Miller put up a nice game (over 80 total yards and a score). What did Eugene in, was the benching of Kirk Cousins (leaving him with only 1.5 points at the QB position), and disappointing games by Julio Jones and Jordan Cameron (8 points combined). Randall Cobb was great yet again with 121 and a score, and DeMarco Murray continues to be the best back in football with 128 as a score, but it wasn't enough to oust Albert. Eugene will look to bounce back against Matt (Rotoworld staple!) in what should be an interesting battle there, while Albert takes on my Dad.
Game MVP
Peyton Manning (Channel 4 News Team)
318 Passing Yards, 4 Passing TD's (Breaks Brett Favre's TD Record), 28 Points
Bigger Balls (7-0) 149.5
Winter Is Here (3-4) 77.5
"I Tried". That and the shaking of his head are all Alex could say and do after a 72 point beatdown at the hands of Mayra. It's the same feeling 6 others have felt. This is what happens when it just all clicks. Put it in perspective, Mayra beat Dad and Kenny COMBINED. Her worst scoring player? Mike Wallace with a TD and 12.5 points. 6 players scored 17.5 or more, 5 of those 19 or more. Dez 151 yards, Luck 344 passing yards and two scores, Antonio Brown 90 and a TD PASS, Bell 145 total yards and a score, Forte 109 total yards, two scores, Gates 61 and a score, Ahmad Bradshaw 88 and two scores. JUST UNBELIEVABLE. And for those who are still mad about the Forte trade (which admittedly now looks AWFUL outside of the pick for Mark, as Sproles and Pierre Thomas are both hurt) She could've gotten zeroes from Forte and Mike Wallace and STILL won by 34.5. Her team was the best BEFORE the trade..it's just EVEN better now. To beat Mayra, EVERY SINGLE PLAYER IN YOUR LINEUP MUST NOT ONLY MEET EXPECTATIONS, BUT 2 OR 3 MUST EXCEED EXPECTATIONS WILDLY. There's no way around it. Even one bad play, and you can forget it. This was done Thursday night. 5 of Alex's guys scored under 10 points. That's not going to cut it. Drew Brees led the way, and though he's always good for a consistent 20 points (20.5 this week) Alex is still waiting for that blow away Brees performance. T.Y. Hilton had a nice yardage game with 107 and Wes Welker scored but that was about it. Mayra will tie Dad's 8 game winning streak when she beats the stuffing out of me next while Alex needs to get back on track and get a win over Drew.
Game MVP
Matt Forte (Bigger Balls)
49 Rushing Yards, 1 Rushing TD, 6 receptions, 60 receiving yards, 1 receiving TD, 25 points
JTG's Warehouse (4-3) 88
Shock The Monkey (1-6) 62
Drew got his revenge he needed after the frustrating loss to Mayra by beating Mark handily. Not much to say on Mark's side when Dwayne Allen leads your team in scoring. Drew's got a team of opportunists as a lot of his players are benefiting from injuries to other players. Golden Tate has been the guy since Calvin got hurt and he had 154 yards and a TD. Honestly it was kind of a disappointing week for Drew as Julius Thomas, Jay Cutler, Julian Edelman, Brandon Oliver, and Andre Williams all scored under double digits. Drew can thank the schedule gods he was playing Mark this week. Kelvin Benjamin added another TD for Drew, while Andre Ellington put up 160 total yards. It'll be interested to see what happens to Drew's team when Rashard Jennings, Ryan Mathews, and Calvin Johnson all come back from injuries and they will significantly impact Drew's players he uses. Drew's got a tough matchup against Alex next week, while Kenny gets the next opportunity to get a free win off Mark.
Game MVP
Golden Tate (JTG's Warehouse)
10 receptions, 154 receiving yards, 1 receiving TD, 26 points
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