People do crazzzzzzy things with playoff spots on the line. We're down to the last couple weeks and with basically everyone still in contention, some owners are willing to make the crazy plays and risk it all for a shot at the Wane McGarrity Bowl. Take for instance Drew. Does anyone remember Drew started the season 1-6? Well, with the way this season has been going ,with teams trading off wins and losses, Drew found himself in the middle of a playoff chase with a team that is just a mess with injuries (McFadden) or receivers who lost their QB's thus making them suck (DeSean Jackson, Mike Wallace). So what does Drew do? He does something pretty damn risky. He benched both Jackson, Wallace and also Denarius Moore and goes with the unconventional. Two Jaguar receivers. Cecil Shorts and Justin Blackmon. Who does that?!! Sometimes you gotta take big risks to gain big rewards. It worked out to perfection and Drew completely destroyed Dad and has a real legit chance of sneaking into the playoffs. This week was full of close matchups, and the results of this week guaranteed..well nothing, because there are still playoff spots and byes to be determined. The final week of the season will be the craziest, most important week of the season, as it should be. Before we preview that though, here are the week 12 results.
Dr. Wily's Robots (9-3) 96
Breaking Bybee (4-8) 89.5
This was a heartbreaker and basically slammed the door on Kenny's miserable season. Matt also ended up securing himself a 1st round bye because of the gutwrenching tie (more on that later) I had with Leland. For the 2nd straight week, Kenny's team scored no offensive TD's outside of his QB. We covered Griffin's brilliant game on the last post, and outside of Ray Rice's 20 points, no one else on Kenny's team bothered to show up. Kenny made a crucial move playing Arizona's Defense over the 49ers Defense. It was a 16 point swing. Up to Sunday Night, Matt's guys outside of Arian Foster kinda didn't do too much. A.J. Green had yardage but no TD and Marshawn Lynch got basically shut down. After an amazing comeback game last week, Vernon Davis got nothing, a big fat zero this week. But it wouldn't matter cause Hakeem Nicks scored a TD, and provided 15.5 points. It's been just as shitty a season for Kenny as it has for me. He had the players, they just never clicked at the same time. Very Frustrating season that I can definitely relate to. Kenny can play spoiler and ruin Leland's chances at a bye next week. For Matt, he can basically take it easy the next two weeks. He's the #1 seed and the bye is his. He'll face Mayra next week who's fighting for that last playoff spot.
Game MVP
Arian Foster (Dr. Wily's Robots) 102 rushing yards, 2 rushing TD's, 5 receptions, 15 receiving yards, 25.5 points
Killing Bybee
Hakeem Nicks (Dr. Wily's Robots) 5 receptions, 77 yards, 1 TD, 15.5 points (final points to beat Kenny)
They Tried Real Hard
Robert Griffin III (Breaking Bybee) 311 passing yards, 4 passing TD's, 29 rushing yards, 29 points
Ray Rice (Breaking Bybee) 97 rushing yards, 8 receptions, 67 receiving yards, 19 points
Club Zero
Miles Austin (Breaking Bybee)(left game with injury) 0 points
Vernon Davis (Dr. WIly's Robots) 0 points
The Twin Killers (7-4-1) 111.50
Poseidon Angry (4-7-1) 111.50
As if this season couldn't get crueler for me, enter week 12. After a bad ass Calvin Johnson game, I lost momentum Sunday real fast cause my team once again underperformed big time. Matt Forte is the biggest piece of shit ever. He's sucked for a while and yes he got hurt, but not before he fumbled and did little to nothing. Also fuck Antonio Gates. He can't even outperform SCOTT CHANDLER for fuck's sake. I mean seriously, unreal how bad he's been. Eric Decker did nothing, Andrew Luck of course sucked when I needed him not to, his only TD went to T.Y. Hilton who Leland played against me. Awesome. Hilton also scored on a punt return TD. Leland played him over Julio Jones, which actually was a bad move, but he still got 2 TD's out of him. I kept flipping back and forth from Luck and Kaepernick and of course I chose the wrong one. I always do. Torrey Smith killed me with 17 points and Doug Martin added two TD's for 19 points. It was looking really bleak and after Jordy Nelson scored a 60 yard TD on the Packers 1st possession, I was down 47.5 points. Freaking ball game. Victor Cruz scored a TD and Tynes chipped in 9 points but who cares right? Down 28 with only Bryce Brown left, chalk up another loss and the playoffs are down the drain. Then Monday Night game....here we gooooooo again. Brown scored a quick 65 yard TD and all of a sudden that 28 point lead was down to single digits. I got to it to 5 then Brown fumbled and it went back up to 7. Brown even scored again (and fumbled again) but the best I could ever was tie the fucking game. Brown tied the game with 7 minutes left and all I NEEDED was two FUCKING yards. TWO!!! You just wanna guess what didn't happen? The Eagles never had the ball again. They fumbled a kick return and the defense sucked dick and let the Panthers run the clock out. Unbelievable. A tie, all that for a tie. What a fucking shitty season. Two yards. At this point a tie is the same as a loss, it doesn't help me one damn bit. I still have the same chance I had when I thought I was gonna lose which is slim to none. I hate fucking football.
Game MVP
Bryce Brown (Poseidon Angry) 178 rushing yards, 2 rushing TD's, 4 receptions, 11 receiving yards, 2 fumble lost, 28 points (first ever start)
Nice Try Megatron
Calvin Johnson (Poseidon Angry) 8 receptions, 140 yards, 1 TD, 24 points
Season Killers
Matt Forte (Poseidon Angry) 42 rushing yards, 2 catches, 4 receiving yards, 1 fumble lost, 3 points
Antonio Gates (Poseidon Angry) 2 receptions, 13 yards, 2 points
Muscle Hamster Delivers Again
Doug Martin (The Twin Killers) 50 rushing yards, 2 rushing TD's, 2 receptions, 13 receiving yards, 19 points
Chardee MacDennis (5-7) 113.50
The Bad Robofies (6-6) 85
This week's surprisingly blowout of the week. Drew used Cecil Shorts, Justin Blackmon and Jonathan Stewart and won by 28.5. It started with Matt Stafford's 25 point game and Drew's team luckily clicked. 18 for shorts and 15.5 or Justin Blackmon. Dad's guys just couldn't get it going though Cam Newton had an outstanding game to make the matchup a little more respectable. He had 37 fantasy points (2 passing TD's and 2 rushing TD's). Dad forgot to put Darren Sproles in for Pierre Thomas and though it wouldn't end up mattering, Sproles had 9 points while Pierre Thomas had a big zero. That Green Bay Defense that was was some awesome last week? Try -3 this week. Just brutal. Drew keeps his playoff hopes alive and he'll face Albert next week while Dad faces me and can put an end to my season.
Game MVP
Matthew Stafford (Chardee MacDennis) 441 passing yards, 2 passing TD's, 25 points
Too Little Too Late
Cam Newton (The Bad Robofies) 306 passing yards, 2 passing TD's, 52 rushing yards, 2 rushing TD's, 37 points
Rise of The Jaguars
Cecil Shorts (Chardee MacDennis) 4 receptions, 105 yards, 1 TD, 18 points
Justin Blackmon (Chardee MacDennis) 5 receptions, 62 receiving yards, 1 Rec TD, 12 rushing yards, 15.5 points
The Defense Was What I thought It Was
Green Bay Packers Defense (The Bad Robofies) 38 points allowed, 1 sack, -3 points
Channel 4 News Team (6-6) 120.5
Richard Head (5-7) 107.5
Well, Mike Posey had a chance going into Sunday Night, but Aaron Rodgers had a bad game and now Posey heads to 5-8 and is one of many fighting for that last playoff spot. Albert's team was led by Trent Richardson, Demaryius Thomas, Tom Brady, and Brandon Marshall, while for Posey only Dez really had a standout game. Albert's pretty much a lock to go to the playoffs, and he'll take on Drew, while Mike plays Ryan next week.
Game MVP
Tom Brady (Channel 4 News Team) 323 passing yards, 3 passing TD's, 5 rushing yards, 1 rushing TD, 30 points.
Hoosier Daddy (8-4) 111.00
Bigger Balls (5-7) 108
Wow, this was a close one. Would've been the heartbreaker of the week had it not been for my matchup. Mayra actually had a Frank Gore TD taken away that would've given her the win. Now she'll fight for her playoff life against Matt next week while Ryan tries to secure a bye by beating Mike Posey.
Game MVP
BenJarvus Green-Ellis (Hoosier Daddy) 129 rushing yards, 1 rushing TD, 1 reception, 9 receiving yards, 18.5 points
(FYI, obviously the last couple of matchup reviews were short, sorry time constraints)
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