The Official Page of the Wane McGarity Bowl: Week 10 Results: Megatron FINALLY blows up

It only took 10 weeks, but Calvin Johnson FINALLY showcased the reason why he was the only wide receiver taken in the 1st round. Struggling basically all season and helping cause my plummet this year, Calvin showed signs last week against Jacksonville, but this week against Minnesota he was back to being Megatron again. 206 yards and a what...a TOUCHDOWN? Woahhhhh! Is he completely back? He better fucking be, because he goes against the Packers next week and I play Matt and I'll need him to play even BETTER if I want my playoff hopes to stay alive. Here are the week 10 results.

Poseidon Angry (3-7) 119

Breaking Bybee (3-7) 104.5

How sad is it that 2 of my 3 wins are against Kenny? Well, the score indicates it was an "easy" win but it was FAR FROM IT. I was up 32 (with the shitty 10 pt default for the defense) starting Monday night and you would think that Steelers vs Chiefs would be a points bonanza for me right? Of course not! Kenny still had Jamaal Charles and by the end of the first drive (DRIVE, not quarter, DRIVE) not only had Jamaal Charles scored (Of course he had, and it's the first time the Chiefs had led in regulation ALL SEASON, naturally against the defense I used. I love this season) but that 32 point lead had already been dwindled down to 19. The next drive? Isaac fucking Redman FUMBLES inside the 10. Unbelievable. Lucky for me, they held KC to a field goal, but dammitt this is the 2nd time this piece of shit defense has burned me. I don't care if Polomalu is hurt, this is an overrated defense who couldn't stop the fucking run to save their lives. Even Peyton Hillis was getting easy ass runs. So frustrating. To make matters worse, Roethlisberger gets hurt, which means shitty Byron Leftwich and means that the Chiefs were going to get PLENTY of opportunities to score. I ended up having to sweat out the whole game and got NOTHING from this defense but 1 SACK up to the 4th. 1 SACK, THAT'S IT. The Chiefs lead the league in turnovers and they hadn't turned the ball over all game!?!? What the FUCK!! Game seemed wrapped up until with under a minute left and down 3 with no timeouts the CHIEFS CONVERT A 4TH AND 15 TO SET UP A GAME TYING FG. I mean seriously? Good Lord. They got the ball first and after a scary Jamaal Charles run, Matt Cassel threw a HORRIBLE pass that was intercepted (bobbled of course) and set up a winning Field Goal, so yay I win, but it shouldn't have come down to a fucking OT pick to seal the deal. Fuck the Steelers. Tony Gonzalez (2 TD's, 29.5 points) and Calvin (30 points) saved my ass and carried my team, because Eric Decker and Victor Cruz did jack shit (Cruz did drop a 40 yard td, idiot) It also fun watching Matt Forte run up the middle for 2 yards or less a carry against the Texans. Guess he'll be doing that again against the 49ers. Can't he run to the OUTSIDE EVER?! And does he not CATCH PASSES ANYMORE!? For Kenny, GREG "I Look Like a Roided Chord Overstreet" OLSON had 26 fucking points. Seriously the fantasy gods hate me, they do everything in their power to try to make me lose. I just outsurvived them this time. Miles Austin didn't do much, Steve Smith did even less, and the Eagles underused and fucked over LeSean McCoy as usual. Ray Rice continues to be disappointing despite scoring a TD. His yardage was minimal and I don't wanna hear the "he sat in 2nd half" crap, because he sucked when he was in. A win, but one I couldn't enjoy, just like the Posey win. Just so frustrating. I play Matt next week, while Kenny tries to extract REVENGE against Mayra.

Game Co-MVP's

Calvin "Bout Fucking Time" Johnson (Poseidon Angry) 12 receptions, 207 yards, 1 TD, 1 Fumble Lost, 30 points

Tony Gonzalez (Poseidon Angry) 11 receptions, 122 yards, 2 TD's, 29.5 points

GLEEEEEEEE!

Greg Olsen

oh wait..

Greg Olsen (Breaking Bybee) 9 receptions, 102 yards, 2 TD's 26.5 points

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Steve Smith (Breaking Bybee) 1 reception, 19 yards, 1.5 points

Nelly and Chord Probably could score more points than these guys!

Victor Cruz (Poseidon Angry) 3 catches, 26 yards, 3.5 points (dropped 40 yard TD Pass)

Eric Decker (Poseidon Angry) 2 catches, 15 yards, 2 points

Miles Austin (Breaking Bybee) 2 catches, 32 yards, 4 points

Chardee MacDennis (4-6) 120.50
Dr. Wily's Robots (8-2) 108.00

This looked like a trap game big time and Drew's team is really heating up. 4 straight high scoring games and 3 straight wins. He's convincingly beaten me, Kenny, and now Matt. He still has a tough schedule, but I wouldn't be surprised at all if he sneaks in the playoffs. Matthew Stafford is regaining his confidence and he had another great game (300+ yards and 3 TD's) and what else can you say about Adrian Peterson. He's outta this world (171 and a score). Drew overcame a shitty Rashad Jennings 2 point performance and got solid performances from Baltimore's defense and Michael Crabtree to round out the win. Matt got delivered two crucial bad blows as he lost both Michael Vick and Ben Roethlisberger to injuries. Vick is for sure out this week, and it's looking like Big Ben will be too. Arian Foster, A.J. Green, and Marshawn Lynch carried the load as usual, but Vernon Davis was quiet again, and the Bears defense was meh. Matt has another difficult matchup against me, while Drew takes on Leland next week.

Game MVP

Adrian Peterson (Chardee MacDennis) 171 rushing yards, 1 rushing TD, 3 receptions, 5 receiving yards, 2 PT conversion, 26.5 points

Helpin Get the W

Matthew Stafford (Chardee MacDennis) 329 passing yards, 3 Passing TD's, 1 INT, 13 rushing yards, 25 points

The Dreaded Injury Bug

Michael Vick (Dr. Wily's Robots) 70 passing yards, 1 TD, 6 points (left with concussion in 2nd quarter)

Always Reliable

Arian Foster (Dr. Wily's Robots) 102 rushing yards, 5 receptions 15 receiving yards, 1 receiving TD, 19.5 points (against Bears)

Marshawn Lynch (Dr. Wily's Robots) 124 rushing yards, 1 rushing TD, 1 reception, 27 receiving yards, 1 fumble lost, 18.5 points

A.J. Green (Dr. Wily's Robots) 7 receptions, 85 yards, 1 TD, 17.5 points

Richard Head (5-5) 130.5
The Twin Killers (6-4) 113.00

How the HELL did this happen?! Not only did Mike Posey WIN, he scores 130.5 points?! He did it with no Aaron Rodgers as well. His best play? The Dallas Cowboys Defense of ALL THINGS! They scored 3 TD's and contributed 24 points. Chris Johnson and Stevan Ridley provided a nice 1-2 punch combining for 33.5 points, and Ryan Fitzpatrick was actually a nice fill in with 337 passing yards and a couple of TD passes. 7 out of Posey's nine plays finished with 11 or more points. Dez had 15 and a score and even his kicker Blair Walsh had 15. Total team effort from Mike's team. For Leland, Matt Ryan continues his MVP season with a career high 411 passing yards and 3 TD's. Torrey Smith chipped in with 2 catches, but both were for Touchdowns. The Giants defense was very disappointing, and Gronk caught a TD but minimal yards. Fred Jackson keeps stealing C.J. Spiller's thunder but Spiller still managed 131 total combined yards. Jackson actually got hurt and will miss the Thursday night game against Miami, so that bodes well for Spiller. Leland scored 113 points so it's not like his team totally sucked, Posey just had the right combination of guys this week. Leland will look to clinch a playoff spot by beating Drew next week, while Mike plays my Dad who are both in the playoff hunt.

Game MVP

Dallas Cowboys Defense (Richard Head) 23 points allowed, 2 sacks, 1 Interception, 1 fumble recovery, 2 Defensive TD's, 1 PR TD, 24 points

MVP! MVP!

Matt Ryan (The Twin Killers) 411 passing yards, 3 passing TD's, 1 INT, 27 points

I Think He's Back

Chris Johnson (Richard Head) 126 rushing yards, 1 rushing TD, 1 reception, 8 receiving yards, 18.5 points.

All He Does Is Catch Touchdowns

Torrey Smith (The Twin Killers) 2 receptions, 67 yards, 2 TD's, 19 points

Hoosier Daddy (6-4) 81.5
The Bad Robofies (5-5) 76.50

You know if it's low scoring, my dad's involving. It's usually on the winning end, but not this time. Ugly game for both guys but someone had to win and thanks to a shitty Isaac Redman Monday Night Performance (2 points with a fumble) Ryan got the honors. Tampa Bay Bucs Defense was Ryan's best play, and basically everyone else was mediocre to shitty. Ryan wins while getting a combined 6 points from his running backs (.5 being Reggie Bush, what a bust he turned out to be). Peyton Manning was bad for his standard and even fumbled. For Dad at least Jeremy Maclin snapped out of his funk. Other than that though no one got it going. 49ers Defense was surprisingly bad, and Dad's running backs combined for 7.5 points! Those injuries are really hurting Dad, and he might have to go another week with no Sproles/Murray. Ryan can clinch a spot in the playoffs by beating Albert next week, while Dad plays Mike.

Game MVP

Tampa Bay Buccaneers Defense (Hoosier Daddy) 24 points allowed, 2 sacks, 2 INT, 2 Defensive TD's, 1 Block Kick, 20 points.

Only Other Bright Spot In this Game

Jeremy Maclin (The Bad Robofies) 8 catches 93 yards, 1 TD, 19 points

UGGGGGGGLYYYYY

Reggie Bust..Bush (Hoosier Daddy) 21 rushing yards, 1 catch, 8 receiving yards, 1 fumble lost, .5 points

Ahmad Bradshaw (Hoosier Daddy) 57 rushing yards, 3 catches, 14 receiving yards, 1 fumble lost, 5.5 points

Isaac Redman (The Bad Robofies) 21 rushing yards, 2 catches, 18 receiving yards, 1 fumble lost, 2 points

Shonn Greene (The Bad Robofies) 58 rushing yards, 1 catch, 5 receving yards, 5.5 points

Channel 4 News Team (5-5) 120.5
Bigger Balls (5-5) 76.5

Typical, after Mayra scores over 100 to beat me, she regresses to under 77 and loses by 44. Blowout of the week as Albert was in control the whole time. Albert did it without Trent Richardson. Mayra had Drew Brees who was great with 298 and 3 TD's but two of them were to Jimmy Graham who Albert has, thus negating his performance basically. Colston scored again, but only had 26 yards. Mayra also committed a cardinal fantasy sin by playing an inactive Owen Daniels. Wouldn't matter in the long run, but still. Playing San Diego Defense over the Texans D gave her a 2nd zero and underwhelming performances from the rest of her receivers and Ryan Mathews again. Only Frank Gore scored double digits besides Brees. Brady was meh for Albert, but Demaryius Thomas was a beast with 135 receiving yards. Seattle's Defense provided a nice scoring punch as well but his running backs of Leshoure and McGahee were pretty underwhelming. It doesn't get easier for Mayra as she plays Kenny next, while Albert plays Ryan with the winner getting one step closer to a playoff birth.

Game MVP