Thursday Night Overview/Week 10 Awards

Good lord Thursday Night's Bills-Dolphins was the definition of SUCK. What a horrible game to have to sit through. I can usually watch any NFL game, but I found myself looking for fucking episodes of Full House on TV Land rather than watch fuckers like Jarvis Landry and CHRIS HOGAN making "big plays". I'm not even going to bother to try to find a picture for the game, because it was beyond fantasy irrelevant. It made last week's Browns/Bengals game look like the Super Bowl. The biggest play was Mike Wallace who had a pretty quiet day with only 4 receptions or 38 yards. Wallace is pretty down on the depth chart on Mayra's team so it's not a HUGE deal..but it's a deal nonetheless, especially since  Dad needs these kind of letdowns to keep his hopes alive. On the other side of the ball, Matt got a disappointing game from Sammy Watkins. He only had 32 yards. Matt should still be in the drivers seat though against a banged up Albert team, though Albert did acquire Frank Gore from Mr. Draft Pick Whore himself, Kenny. Speaking of Kenny, he used Ryan Tannehill and he basically met his expectations. Onto the Week 10 Awards

Wane McGarity Stud Of The Week

Marshawn Lynch (Winter Is Here)

 

Remember when he "woke up" last week? He's wide the fuck awake now. Lynch put on a clinic last week with a MONSTER 4 TD game that helped Alex survive a brutal week full of byes. All you gotta keep doing is feeding the beast.

Michael Wiley Dud Of The Week

A.J. Green (Channel 4 News Team)

 

Here's a huge reason, Albert almost lost to one of the worst teams in the league. Yes, some of the blame goes to Andy Dalton's horrific passing, but A.J. Green had his share of drops as well. 23 yards from your best wide receiver is just unacceptable. Albert got away with it because he was playing Mark, he won't get away with another performance like that against the playoff contending teams.

Drew Bennett Sneaky Surprise Award

Mark Sanchez (Bigger Balls)

Mychal Rivera (Bigger Balls)

 

 

No Luck, Bradshaw, Gates, and mediocre games from Matt Forte, Antonio Brown, and Le'Veon Bell against a roster stacked like Eugene, you would imagine this is what did Mayra in for her 1st loss of the season...except her bye week fill ins of Mychal Rivera and Mark Sanchez combined for 36 points and with a little help from Dez Bryant, Mayra was not only to survive Eugene but beat him pretty easily. It's move like these, that keep Mayra on top of the standings with a perfect record.

 There is no Tony Romo Bad Decision Award this week. Nothing really stands out.