It didn't take long at all to dwindle down the number of undefeated teams to one. After the horrific gutless balless effort my team put out and Drew's loss, there's only one 3-0 team in the league. That team belongs to....Mayra. Thanks to a combination of great keepers (There was a reason I coveted Antonio Brown so much) excellent drafting (Le'Veon Bell in the 3rd round is looking like a downright steal right now) and depth (Mayra's bench goes off EVERY WEEK) Mayra stands alone as the #1 team in the league. I honestly believe it's no fluke either. If Mayra's team stays healthy..she's no doubt one of the favorites to win it all. So congrats to being the only perfect team in the league Mayra..just know everyone's going to be gunning for you now!! Onto the Week 3 results
Bigger Balls (3-0) 111.50
Dr. Light's Robots (1-2) 79
Right now..there's just nothing you can do to stop Mayra's team. It's that good. Matt was already at a disadvantage with no Jamaal Charles and no RGIII, along with a mediocre Bobby Rainey game in tow (a week after he was great). It was a valiant effort, but it wasn't even close to being enough as Mayra's big 4 combined for 90 of her 111.5 points. Andrew Luck was amazing (4 TD's, 370 yards passing) Dez was great too with a long TD, but the most impressive performances was her Steelers combo of Le'Veon Bell and Antonio Brown. Both proved to be matchup proof as they ripped apart one of the best defenses in the league. Brown had 10 receptions for 90 yards and 2 scores and he's just the perfect wide receiver for fantasy. He gets it all...catches, yards, and TD's..legit argument for best wide receiver going today. Bell ripped off a huge 81 yard run on his way to 147 rushing yards. Even Ahmad Bradshaw chipped him with 60 rushing yards and a receiving TD. Mayra's a force to be reckoned with and has to be considered a heavy favorite to win it all at this time. For Matt, Jordy Nelson and Andre Johnson were major disappointments with the only bright spots being a solid Alex Smith fill in performance, an Emmanuel Sanders 11 catch 149 yard performance, and a decent performance from Zac Stacy who had 121 total yards. Hopefully Matt gets Jamaal Charles for next week's matchup with Drew, while Mayra looks to go 4-0 against Ryan next week.
Game MVP
Andrew Luck (Bigger Balls)
370 Passing Yards, 4 Passing TD's, 15 rushing yards, 31 points
Winter Is Here (1-2) 106.5
Baby Face Bybee (0-3) 70
Ok...it's time to panic. The most disappointing team in the league right now. Before the season, Kenny was the hands down favorite to win the whole league based on his two keepers alone. Now at 0-3, there's a very good chance Kenny won't even make the playoffs. What a disaster. Thanks to injuries, bad spots in the draft, and underperformances from his two keepers have been major factors for his winless season so far. This week was no different. The only bright spot was Knile Davis, who had 132 rushing yards and a TD, but even that will be short lived because there's a great chance Jamaal Charles comes back next week. Demaryius was awful yet again and Calvin Johnson only had 82 yards receiving yards. Kenny still has a QB problem as Romo just hasn't been the Romo people were expecting, though he admittedly did play the best he's played all season. Kenny also lost Dennis Pitta for the season, so add that to the list. Just a nightmare for Kenny. Alex gets his first win and does it despite a late switch of Khiry Robinson for Reggie Bush. Bush was great, but it wouldn't matter in the long run as Alex won with ease. Drew Brees hasn't had that wow game yet..but he does play Dallas next week and they just let Austin Davis go NUTS, so I expect that to be your big Brees performance. Marshawn Lynch continues to defy the doubters. Dude is still a beast with 88 rushing yards and 2 TD's. Wes Welker had a better than expected game as well and DeSean Jackson exploded against his former team with 117 receiving yards and a TD. Gronk added another TD for extra measure. Very impressive showing by Alex, and now with his whole team back to being 100% he'll be a formidable opponent going forward. He'll take on Albert next week, while Kenny takes on me with his season on the line.
Game MVP
Marshawn Lynch (Winter Is Here)
88 Rushing Yards, 1 Rushing TD, 3 Receptions, 40 Receiving Yards, 1 Receiving TD, 25.5 points
The Bad Robofies (2-1) 74.5
Arturo's Beans (2-1) 32
So...where do I start. Zach Schroeder.... Wait..what? Who? Zach played in our league for only one season..didn't make the playoffs and quietly bowed out the next year. So why am I bringing up a random ex-player? Simple..he did contribute to one thing..a record nonetheless. You see, Zach Schroeder was the former holder of one of the most notorious "records" in our league history. Least points scored in a single game. Zach's record was 39 points. Notice I said "WAS". That's right because in week 3 of the 2014 Season that record was shattered by none other than.....ME. Let me just say good win Dad, way to go. But now...ohhhhh now..let me express the way I feel about one of the most pathetic mind blowing frustrating shitty ass monkey fuck buffalo dick sucking performances I have ever been a witness too. 32 points......32 POINTS. NOT A TYPO. I SCORED 32 FUCKING POINTS IN A WEEK. 8 PLAYERS MANAGED TO SCORE 32 FUCKING POINTS...IN A WEEK. THAT'S 4 POINTS A PLAY. I BEAT ANDREW LUCK BY A POINT....A SINGLE POINT..MY TEAM BEAT ONE QB BY A MOTHERFUCKING POINT..NO SHIT..NO JOKE...NO LIE. MOHAMMAD FUCKING SANU HAD AN "AVERAGE" GAME WITH 10.5 POINTS AGAINST ME....STAFFORD..MCCOY..KEENAN ALLEN..RANDALL COBB..AND BRANDON MARSHALL HAD 11.5 COMBINED. SICKENING....BEYOND FUCKING SICKENING. Deplorable, dreadful, a disgrace, I can go on and on and on but why? It's not worth it..not for this pile of shit team. So in closing FUCK YOU MATTHEW STAFFORD..FUCK YOU KEENAN ALLEN...FUCK YOU LESEAN MCCOY...FUCK YOU BRANDON MARSHALL..FUCK YOU JOIQUE BELL..FUCK YOU TOO HARRY DOUGLAS..YOU SCORED A TD BUT TEAM EFFORT SO FUCK YOU ANYWAY..FUCK YOU TOO NILES PAUL..TWO FIRST NAME DUMB ASSHOLE....FUCK YOU RANDALL COBB..FUCK YOU CARLOS HYDE FOR JUST BEING ON MY BENCH..FUCK YOU JERRICK MCKENNON BECAUSE WELL YOU'RE JERRICK MCKENNON...FUCK BIG BEN...FUCK CHRIS JOHNSON..FUCK CHRIS JOHNSON AGAIN BECAUSE HE DESERVES IT...FUCK MIKE EVANS..AND FUCK VERNON DAVIS. IN CONCLUSION FUCK YOU TEAM for putting my name in the record books for ALLLL THE WRONG REASONS.
Game MVP
Gio Bernard (The Bad Robofies)
47 rushing yards, 2 rushing TD's, 1 reception, 7 receiving yards, 16.5 points
Next!!! (1-2) 71.5
The crazy thing...even with 32 points..I wasn't the blowout of the week. That distinction belongs to Leland who faced his brother and got destroyed by 74. Still rather lose by 74 than score thirty fucking two points. Besides Mayra, Eugene is the other team that really stands out. He's a half a point a way from being undefeated. The funny thing about it..he does without three of high picks..Jordan Cameron, Shane Vereen, and Cam Newton (who he's never used..nor had to use). If those guys ever get back on track..he becomes even a more dangerous threat with depth. It started with Julio giant game (32.5 points..that's right had Eugene only played Julio Jones and benched his entire team I would've lost by half a point to one player) and he never relented going on a scoring barrage on Sunday and Monday. Only Markus Wheaton scored less than 10 while everyone else had at least 12. Victor Cruz finally showed up in a big way and Jeremy Maclin continues to be a value pick as he exploded again with 154 and a score. DeMarco Murray continues to be arguably to best back in football with 100 and a score, while even Lamar Miller was an excellent spot start with over 130 total yards. To top this scoring masterpiece off. Marty B added to TD's last night to put the finished touches on a big win against his brother. All in all just an amazing performance and a showcase on just how lethal Eugene's team can be. For Leland, Doug Martin screwed him over early and there was just no way he was going to be able to compete this week against his brother. Aaron Rodgers was pedestrian again for the 2nd time in 3 games and that's troubling. No one scored over 13 points for Leland. He had decent performances from Terrence West, Michael Floyd and Travis Kelce, but decent won't even come close to cutting it against Eugene (against me it's a 30+ point blowout..go figure). Leland takes on Dad next week while Eugene takes on Mark.
Game MVP
Julio Jones (Rocket Man)
9 receptions, 161 receiving yards, 2 receiving TD's, 32.5 points
JTG's Warehouse (2-1) 87.5
Drew was the other undefeated team to fall this week, though he got it closer than I thought he would. Albert made a ballsy start after finding out Arian Foster was ruled out by going with Cleveland rookie backup RB Isaiah Crowell. It paid off with 55 and a score. Shoe in for Sneaky Surprise Play. Peyton was Peyton and solid games from Steve Smith and A.J. Green helped secure the victory. For Drew, Kelvin Benjamin was the only real standout with 21 points. Cutler was Ok, as was Julian Edelman but the rest of his team was just average to bad. Someone's gonna have to pick up the Peterson slack if Drew's going to get back on track...I just don't know who. It's cousin vs cousin next week as Drew takes on Matt, while Albert takes on Alex.
Game MVP
Peyton Manning (Channel 4 News Team)
303 Passing Yards, 2 Passing TD's, 1 INT, 1 2 PT Conversion, 20.5 points
Hoosier Daddy (1-2) 124
Shock The Monkey (1-2) 80.5
And Ryan was able to get on the board with a very impressive win this week against Mark. Eddie Lacy was disappointing again, but Rashad Jennings went OFF with a career high 176 rushing yards and a score. Pierre Garcon also finally clicked with a nice 138 yard 1 TD effort. Nick Foles was great with over 300 passing yards and 3 TD's and finally Alshon Jeffrey looked good with 8 catches for 105 yards. This is the team I expected to see, with the exception of Eddie Lacy, who I don't get why is sucking beyond belief. Greg Olsen also continues his solid season by getting another TD in his game as well. Ryan can definitely bounce back from the 0-2 start if his guys play like this and that was without Roddy White who will be back for week 4. For Mark..it makes last week's disappointment that much worse as now he falls to 1-2. Matt Ryan's 23 points wasn't sustainable as only Michael Crabtree stood out with 80 receiving yards and a score. Forte had another disappointing game and the only thing keeping him from being a total bust is his involvement in the receiving game. Mark also lost Danny Woodhead for the season, losing even more depth. If Forte is going to struggle, it's gonna be hard to depend on the other running backs and receivers he has to pick up the slack. It only gets tougher as he takes on Eugene next THEN Mayra in Week 5..brutal. Ryan takes on Mayra to try end her winning streak.
Game MVP
Rashad Jennings (Hoosier Daddy)
176 rushing yards, 1 rushing TD, 23 points
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